I cockslap morals
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need a beard to bite.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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