Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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