her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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