I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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