It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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