i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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