Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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