Sponge bath it is.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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