margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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