If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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