Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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