What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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