Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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