i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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