Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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