Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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