okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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