I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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