her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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