Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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