I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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