LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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