i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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