Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.