he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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