why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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