Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She bit a glass in half.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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