He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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