dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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