Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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