I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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