Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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