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say what?
wanna hang out?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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