Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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