carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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