I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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