like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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