Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
bring money and cleavage
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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