Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
