His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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