1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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