you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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