he told me I talked like a deaf person
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize