where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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