no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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