If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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