it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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