Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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