I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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