You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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