I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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