Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Randomize