This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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